Dad! You know we're going to have to have a big talk about using the word "pussy" when I get there! Lorri & I have pussies, and I think we're pretty tough. After all, Lorri got the "Rocky theme" as her ring tone on my phone - not you! And just because Lance had some of his manhood removed to survive cancer, they didn't replace it with a vagina (to my knowledge...)
Anyway, like Lorri said, you better not get used to being too spoiled. Did you think you were going to sneak that one past me? HA!
I caught a man urinating in the parking structure yesterday. He told me he had prostate cancer. I still wrote him up and threw him out! (After I told him, "My dad has cancer, and he doesn't pee in front of the little old Bingo ladies!" Then he whined that he has to get up and pee several times a night. I said, "At least you're alive," and handed him his Ejection Notice.)
See you in a few hours...so be prepared to tune out at least 5 minutes of my feminist nagging!!! :-D
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Dad! You know we're going to have to have a big talk about using the word "pussy" when I get there! Lorri & I have pussies, and I think we're pretty tough. After all, Lorri got the "Rocky theme" as her ring tone on my phone - not you! And just because Lance had some of his manhood removed to survive cancer, they didn't replace it with a vagina (to my knowledge...)
Anyway, like Lorri said, you better not get used to being too spoiled. Did you think you were going to sneak that one past me? HA!
I caught a man urinating in the parking structure yesterday. He told me he had prostate cancer. I still wrote him up and threw him out! (After I told him, "My dad has cancer, and he doesn't pee in front of the little old Bingo ladies!" Then he whined that he has to get up and pee several times a night. I said, "At least you're alive," and handed him his Ejection Notice.)
See you in a few hours...so be prepared to tune out at least 5 minutes of my feminist nagging!!! :-D
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